MAJOR Fanfiction rant.

Okay, so recently, I've been reading lots and lots of fanfiction. Just to keep me busy. The problem is, I'm not making much progress with them.

You don't even have to read this. I'm just venting.

Suddenly, I'm reading a... what is this, Harry Potter fanfiction?! Yeah, and it's pretty cool... but not as cool as if I had read Harry Potter from beginning to end.

I realize this applies to all of the other fanfiction I'm reading. It's ridiculous.

I'm reading a Naruto fanfic. Wanna guess what pairing?
Answer: SasukeHinata
AH-HA! You didn't expect that did you? Did you?

...Neither did I. The major problem is that I'm not into Naruto anymore. Plus, it's a hetero couple I've never believed in. I LOVED ShikamaruNeji. Those two are hot and fucking amazing and believable, but the writer also wrote in the time period I actually read and loved. Ikigai - title of the fanfiction with SasuHina - is written concentrating on bringing Sasuke back. Ughhh, fucking BS. Can everyone just GET OVER the fucking prick? He's such an ultimatum character. You either lover him or you hate him. Jesus fucking christ.
I dropped it when Naruto got older and he met Sasuke again, but he didn't bring him back. That was so stupid. So now I'm reading Ikigai, and it's based around that time. Uh hellloo~ I can't do it, I don't give a shit about Sasuke. -head smash-
Naruto should go back to being gag.

I'm also reading... a Alex Rider fanfiction.
I know, I know, Alex Rider isn't all that amazing. It's been compared to Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl (which I personally think is all because they're books named after the main character), but it's badly written. Anthony Horrowitz is just a BAD writer. He's got the ideas, but just not the SENSE to WRITE it. It's not tasteful writing. I could compare it to the horrible writing of, what the fuck is it called? Oh right, Twilight.

Yeah, it's THAT bad, but for some reason, girls are imagining him to be amazingly hot?
Uh, the guy who killed Alex's uncle, Yassen is amazingly hot.
The guy who "bullied" Alex when he was in the training camp, Wolf is amazingly hot.

Where... are they getting this?

I think by the THIRD book, I GAVE UP thinking Alex was hot. He got a BUZZ CUT. WTF.

And am I the only one thinking his character is all... ugh, I'm sorry, I'm not clicking with this boy. He's so BORING.

Artemis Fowl, I mean, he's got the contrasting blue eyes against black hair! FUCK that is so hot. Plus, he's SMART and TACTFUL and RICH. He's even got SARCASM.
ALEX, THOUGH... I'm going to cry reading this series. The guy's not even hot. Not in my head, at least. He doesn't even have the character to make up for the lack of appearance.

sigh. In this FF of Alex Rider, he's older, and I mean, it's well-written (excluding the dialogue. Why do so many people have trouble with speech verse?), but...
I don't know what's canon and what isn't!
Some character died in the FF, and as far as I know, she's still alive by the third book. When does she die?! WTF?!
And who's this BEN?! WTF. AGH, I don't know anymore.
I hate this series, but I like the FF.
Should I read it anyway?

SIGH. This is pretty stressful.

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