Gays.

I know I don't seem like it at all, but secretly, I'm a fag-hag.


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by リオカ＠ﾋｳｨｯﾋﾋｰ @Pixiv

Really. For real. I'm not joking.

I personally think all gays are super interesting.

If you're gay, it automatically makes you super interesting. You've, like, found a way to bypass humanity and love and all things great.

It's, like, super awesome.

Not being sarcastic. At all.

So here's the story behind this post.

Today, I "hung out" with 空, ニナ, and アーン. We were supposed to be studying, but I didn't learn anything past what I already know. I'll probably pass Math 20 with a low mark, which makes me depressed.

Anyway, later on, when we went back to SG and I was getting picked up by my mom, she asked me to get Starbucks. I went in, and saw a crowd of teenagers, like myself, around the counter and I felt automatically frightened. It's like a gag reflex on a teen. Approaching a group of unknown individuals makes any teen feel threatened, but I was thinking, "I just have to order, I just have to order."

So I did...

But the guy at the counter, was like, totally not trying to be rude here, but he was one of those... more "outgoing" gays.

Oh, goddamnit, let's just be blunt.

He was flaming, flamboyant, and every pore on his pretty little fairy face screamed homosexual.
Like, no way was he metro. He was gay. Fullstop.

So the conversation I imagined was like how it usually is:

"Hi, what can I get you?" Or some variation of that.
"Hi, can I get a venti green tea latte?"
"Sure, that'll be $4.88."
[Hands over five dollar bill]
"And your change is $0.12. Have a nice day."[hands change]
[/convo]

But he's talkative, like any stereotypical gay guy. So instead it went something like:

[me approaching slowly because of the unknown crowd and instant teen-gag-reflex]
His friend: "I'll let you get back to work."
Him: "Yeah, you should." [turns to me] "Hi, what can I get for you?"
Me[autopilot]: "Hi, can I get a venti green tea latte?"
"Sure! Great choice! It's so good."
[smiling awkwardly and thinking: that doesn't usually happen, what do I say? What am I supposed to say?]
"That'll be $4.88."
[Hands over five dollar bill]
"You have no idea how much that happens."
[still smiling awkwardly, and still thinking: What am I supposed to say?]
"Your change comes to $0.12. Have a nice day!" [hands change] "Oh! I love your nails. They're different colours, that's so cute!"
[uh, obviously, what do I do? Yeah, smile awkwardly, but what's this?!] "Thanks."

... Well, that was different.

No shit.

I probably came off as homophobic or something, but he was definitely interesting.
The best part was that he had these dangling, black giraffe earrings. LOL

I'm such an awkward person. I swear, if a guy was to ever hit on me, I'd recoil and hide into my shell faster than my gag reflex to a group of unknown teens.

Or well, if a gay guy talks to me again any time soon.
Michou, you don't count. You're the straightest gay I've ever read/heard/met. At least you still have a lisp.海