DRAGON AGE II

Dragon Age 2
by *Gobeur @DA

OMFG.

Okay, can I just say that this is the WORST, WORST, WORST, WORST, sequel I have EVER played?

Which actually isn't saying much, since this is the only sequel game I have played.

But if you know me, or have gotten to know me recently, you have to know two VERY important things about me:

1) I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE DRAGON AGE. Be motherfucking sure that I made my Gary Stu the first time around, bitches. I was not letting that character die by ANY means. Even if I did fuck Zevran, and then Morrigan, so she could put that demon into her child. IT WAS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF GARY STU. (That wasn't his actual name, of course, but STFU. I got my point across.)

2) I'm also madly in love with Robin. Baby, he's fine with Superboy (1 or 2), or without. That, right there, is a whole ton of love from me already. I just feed my obsession lately with Young Justice.
ANYWAY.

So, as you all know (now or before), that I was fangirling my tight ass off of this thing for months, like a fat Twilight fangirl injected with her favourite dose of Jacob chocolate (kinky eyebrows raised high enough for you?). So when it FINALLY came out (both literally, and figuratively) I was almost shooting myself in the face for not pre-ordering it. Obviously, though, I didn't have the money or the time to be thinking about Dragon Age when school is still busting my ass, so I gave up on that little obsession.

So when my brother was all like, "Check if Dragon Age II is done." I was squealing (suppressed-ly, and quite painfully) and hopping in his seat, since I can only play it on his computer. The reviews did not lie.

-sigh- The initial incident, the gameplay, everything is exactly the same.

The worst part is that the characterization doesn't allow me to make Gary Stu again. So I got stuck with some fucktard fugly and his equally fugly sister as the mage. Total fucking BS. Disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I feel after all those months of backstabbing motherfucking excitement.

Grrrr...

Anders was one of my FAVOURITE characters (right next to Zevran, you know you're my baby) in Dragon Age, but -sigh-, they changed his voice actor. Sucked the soul right out of him. On the other hand, he admittedly IS gay, and Karl just wasn't doing him right. I think I'll re-make my character and name him Nathaniel, just to please my MxM fantasy of that adorable pairing. Hawke is close enough to Howe. Or I can just name him Mike. LOL there is too much to fill in there, so for my regular readers, ignore that.

So overall, yes, this sequel is useless, should have just made a patch on the original. -sigh-

It really is a shame to E-town. BioWare, you have shamed this city, after you made it so proud. Tsk tsk tsk.

So I guess that's the end of my rant. I originally wanted to talk about how Vindictus' controls are even better than Dragon Age's, but that can be said in one sentence. So there you have it.

If you don't know what Vindictus is, JOIN IT AND HOLLER ME. I ONLY HAVE ONE FRIEND AND THAT IS MICHO. User is: Miromtic. I'm a Fiona, but I'll probably re-make into a Lann. Fiona's not my type.

Okay, I'm off.

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